Play: T-Shirts

T-shirts
Man 1- I Would Tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday.
Man 2- Instant Human- Just add Coffee
----night falls
Man 1- I’m not good at empathy, do you accept Sarcasm?
Man 2 –Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good Ideas.
---- night
Man 1- (Sits) Top ten reasons to Procrastinate
1.
Man 2- (Walks by and reads ,exits then returns)Procrastinators of the world unite! Tommorow. (Smiles smugly as he walks by)
Man 1- (changes shirts )pretending to be interested
Man 2- (re-enters) Procrastinators- leaders of tomorrow. (reads ones shirt looks disgusted and leaves)
---Night
Man 2- (Rushes in and stands with his back to the audience and pulls out a cell phone. With his back to the audience)
Man 1- We come in peace to shoot and kill.
Man 2- (turns and murmurs into his phone)I’ m with stupid. - (he turns to be pointing at Man 1 and follows him off stage)
Man 1 and 2 reenter
Man 1-(takes off his shirt to reveal.) You know what your problem is… You’re stupid. (he runs off)
---Night
Man 1 enters stands with his eyes closed.—I’m ignoring you. You’re just not worth noticing.
Man 2 enters—Are you trying to piss me off?( noticing that he Is being ignored and throws a rock after putting on a) Who Me ??!! shirt.
Man 1- (is hurt. Pulls off his shirt) WTF?
Man 2- pulls off shirt) Are you trying to piss me off?
Man 1-(walks off then on than off) Your moms a Whore.
Man 2- My moms dead.
Man 1 (pulls out a marker scratches out the shirt. Turns it inside out and has ) Oh god man Im so sorry I did not know your mom was dead dude.( leaves)
Man 2-( inside out) JK
Man 1 – Yells you son of a bitch.
Man 2- (boxers) Suck it!
They fight. beating each other with shirts. *Choke* D: DX< IX