Play: Plays! Beachbums

Plays! Beachbums
P- Sorry guys I ran out of paper. So, I had to write on these beach balls
1- You couldn’t find anything smaller.
P-well…
2- Thanks…Douche
P- have fun
1- okay then… ahem!
Josh, I just heard that you had cancer. I came as soon as I could
2- (lays down) Thanks buddy I wanted to see you before I died of Super cancer.
1-Super Cancer?!?
2- I’ m just reading off of the… beach ball.
1- Sorry. Ahem.
1-Josh is there any thing that I can do
2- yeah tell my wife. Shawna davis-ferguson Johnson the third. Yeah. Tell her I’m pregnant
P- Shes pregnant
2-tell her shes pregnant
Wait bob how do I know shes pregnant before she does
P-Just read the damn play
1- this is shit bob.
P- look he knows through the power of love.
2-Fine
2- she’s pregnant
1sorry I lost my place
P- page 2
1- it’s a beach ball it dosnt have pages
P- page two is the blue section.
1- oh
1-how do you know she’s pregnant
2- the power of our love told me
1- funny that. Its my baby.
2- what
1Yeah that took balls right…
1-Smile and look at the audience… I’m gonna kill Bob
2 – right behind you buddy.
(they run off)