Play: I'm a PC

I’m a PC

1- i'm a pc, and i have a huge wiener

2- I'm a pc, and I have lupus.

3- i'm a pc, and i have an outstanding warrant!

5-I’m a pc. How you doin’? Call me.

5- I'm a pc. Do you want to learn more?

1- I'm a pc, and I sell children in the third-world

2- I'm a pc, and George Bush doesn’t care about black people.

3- I'm a pc, and I taste like chicken.

4- I'm a pc, and I make cardboard cutouts of myself that I leave in retirement homes

5- I'm a pc, and I like to wear white robes whenever I sacrifice virgins.

1- I'm a pc, and I crank dat Soulja Boy

2- I'm a pc, and I don't need lubricant.

3- I'm a pc, and I keep a dab of lotion in my palm to make handshakes just a bit more special

4- I'm a pc, and I have no known natural predators.

5- I'm a pc, and that stands for Public Concubine

1- I'm a pc, and my pubic hair is naturally wavy.

2- I'm a pc, and I require pigtails for all blowjobs serviced to me...and by me

3- I'm a pc, and I will end you.

4- I'm a pc, and I play tetris with falling stocks on the stock market

5- I'm a pc, and my processor is made from recycled tit silica.

1-I'm a pcWHYDOYOUWANTTOKILLME!

2- I'm a pc, and I like that sweater!

3- I’m a mac…………..I’m a pc.

4- I'm a pc, and I burrow into old wigs and rugs.

5- I'm a pc, and I think that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.

1- I'm a pc and I'm a level 58 rogue. (pause) I'm a pc and I just leveled up.

5- The second one is okay, the other one is dumb.

2- I'm a pc, and my name is Tardy Sadlica.

3- I'm a pc, and I have 38 nuts

4- I'm a pc, and you've just been PUNK'D.

5- I'm a pc, and I rewrite history to make it less boring. Abraham DEATHcoln was the 12423th president of earth.

1- I'm a pc, and you've been watching CNN.

2- I'm a pc, and I don't know where my children are.

3-I'm a pc, and I keep a team of asians employed.

4- I'm a pc, and I opperate a train fueled on hopes and dreams.

5- I'm a pc, and my favorite movie is Waterworld with Kevin Costner.

2 & 3- Woah!

5- Shut up.

1- I’m a pc, and I realize the potential to start a line dance in this formation.

2- I’m a pc, and I hate line dances!

3- I’m a pc, and you’re no fun.

4- I’m a pc, and I hate it when we fight.

5- I’m a pc getting back on track.

1- I'm a pc, and I love cockney accents, guvna!

2- I’m a pc, and I didn’t come up with this one.

3- I’m a pc, and I love group chants!

1- I’m a pc, and I break in line.

4-I'm a pc, and I do enjoy the occasional Michael Bolton song.

5- I'm a pc, and I