http://theligature.forumotion.com/feed/? Latest topics Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:48:13 GMT 10 http://i72.servimg.com/u/f72/13/32/82/99/the_li13.jpg http://theligature.forumotion.com/feed/? http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-dimensional-transcendence-t41.htm Alex T. Dimensional Transcendence B awakens in an empty room. All is stark black and white, including B. The room is a perfect cube. B inspects the room like a trapped animal explores his cage. He walks up to a wall…inspects it. He presses a hand up against the wall and pushes. The wall doesn’t budge and he moves his hand away. There is a faint handprint in hazy blue and reds. It fades away quickly, as if one’s eyes are adjusting from the flash of a camera. He inspects the wall again. He puts ... Short Scripts Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:48:13 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-dimensional-transcendence-t41.htm#41 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-dimensional-transcendence-t41.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hogging-t40.htm Alex T. Hogging Daytime. PIG is walking down a city street. He looks down at an add in his hand “WANTED: Hams Needed”. He walks down the street. Two men stalk him. Eventually, they catch him, put a bag over his head, and throw him into a van. The van drops PIG off in the middle of a field. He looks lost. Finally, in the distance, he sees a gathering with colorful lights illuminating the evening. He walks into the crowd, that is filled with pigs just like him. It’s a pig rave. One pig walks ... Short Scripts Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:36:27 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hogging-t40.htm#40 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hogging-t40.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-meat-t39.htm Alex T.
BROCCOLI is standing on a sidewalk with a MEAT IS MURDER sign strapped to their chest. A car pulls over and COW jumps out of it and starts chasing BROCCOLI. COW catches BROCCOLI and stabs him repeatedly with a knife. COW then drags BROCCOLI to a secluded area where he ravenously devours BROCCOLI.]]> Short Scripts Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:36:02 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-meat-t39.htm#39 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-meat-t39.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/about-the-ligature-f8/watching-u-watching-us-t38.htm Admin One of the staple performances of The Ligature Project is the show Watching U Watching Us. This this show is based off of the ideas of the Neo-Futurists. Have any idea of what that is? Need a refresher? Essentially, it's theatre that doesn't distance yourself as an audience member from the events happening onstage. There are very rarely any characters, and if there are, you are always concious that they are actors portraying characters. It's very honest theatre. Audiences also choose the play ... About The Ligature Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:29:24 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/about-the-ligature-f8/watching-u-watching-us-t38.htm#38 http://theligature.forumotion.com/about-the-ligature-f8/watching-u-watching-us-t38.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/about-the-ligature-f8/message-of-purpose-t37.htm Admin The Ligature Project is an idea that theatre lives everywhere, which includes theatre. The Project is designed to experiment with ways that bring the essence of theatre alive on the net. How do we use the unique setting of the internet to still provide an experiment that is enriching, purposeful, and connects the members of the community? The Ligature accepts the idea that by implementing enriching material through the internet using a variety of techniques, such as viral tactics, that the feeling ... About The Ligature Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:20:24 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/about-the-ligature-f8/message-of-purpose-t37.htm#37 http://theligature.forumotion.com/about-the-ligature-f8/message-of-purpose-t37.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-ten-till-trisha-t36.htm Alex T. Ten Till Trisha Setting: A graveyard. We are placed in front of Queen Trisha’s burial plot. Characters: Tracy: A down-to-earth worker. Friends with Queen Trisha. Mark: A fop-ish/metrosexual-ish character who believes himself to be in love with Queen Trisha. Seemingly British. Dave: A noble under the rule of Queen Trisha. Has aspirations to steal her power. Commanding voice. (Scene opens on three individuals: Tracy, a loyal worker; Dave, a politician; ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:11:54 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-ten-till-trisha-t36.htm#36 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-ten-till-trisha-t36.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-sleep-and-the-infernal-clockwork-t35.htm Alex T. Sleep and the Infernal Clockwork (Lights come up on a cyclorama creating the silhouettes of two characters: a woman and a man. The woman stands in one place, the man is constantly running in place. A transparent scrim is in front of them. A jogging jazz rhythm is playing with a mechanical, repetitive electronic song slowly sinking in, indistinguishable at first, slowly seeping into the cracks of the jazz rhythm until it actually compliments the rhythm of the jazz song. The electronic song ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:10:14 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-sleep-and-the-infernal-clockwork-t35.htm#35 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-sleep-and-the-infernal-clockwork-t35.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hell-a-152-scene-play-in-roughly-10-minutes-t34.htm Alex T. Play Hell: A 152 Scene Play in Roughly 10 Minutes (All Charcters where over exaggerated masks and cornuthi. Scenery is two doors: one says Hell on it, the other is just the opposite door. There is a table center, with chairs. Scene 12: Camden stands on top of a chair. Enter James.) James: Camden, I brought the letter, written by our brave leader, James, captured in the city walls of Abraham City! Camden: So I see….Didn’t I already know he was captured? (pause) James: ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:08:45 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hell-a-152-scene-play-in-roughly-10-minutes-t34.htm#34 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hell-a-152-scene-play-in-roughly-10-minutes-t34.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-new-gods-t33.htm Alex T. New Gods (Lights come up on an old fashioned sit-com.) Boppy: Hey, whatchya got there, Cap? Cap: You’re just in time, Boppy. This new scientific whooly-jig just came in today and I need someone to guard it. Boppy: Well you came to the right place. Or I guess I came to you. Anyway, I’m your man, Cap! Cap: Now, Boppy, this is a very expensive piece of equipment, I don’t want you touching it, you here? Boppy: Oh, of course Cap! Never in my life. Cap: (drawn ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:07:40 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-new-gods-t33.htm#33 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-new-gods-t33.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-mr-beholder-me-t32.htm Alex T. Mr. Beholder- Me (Three blindfolded mortals cross onstage. The only scenery is a balcony, reminiscent of Romeo and Juliet. The three stand, facing away from the eye. Man 1 is uninterested, Man 2 is proud, and Man 3 is timid.) Man 2: We made the trip, brothers. Man 3: Yeah (trails off) Man 1: What? Man 2: This is the plateau of human evolution. We may now unsheathe our immortal eyes to really view what this place truly is! To become gods ourselves! Man 3: Yeah (trails ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:05:59 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-mr-beholder-me-t32.htm#32 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-mr-beholder-me-t32.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hell-t31.htm Alex T. Hell. (Man 1 and Man 2 are hanging out. Man 1 is playing with a yoyo while Man 2 is looking at Hell, standing in front of a door to the entrance to HELL, wearing a spiffy shirt. The entrance is very mundane and gives no clue on what is on the inside except for a sign that says HELL has been hung on the door. Hell is very cool, with a proud smugness about him.) Man 1: Hey, what’s up with this guy over here? Man 2: Who? Man 1: That dude over there. The one in front of the ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:04:01 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hell-t31.htm#31 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hell-t31.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-corporate-memorandum-t30.htm Alex T. Corporate Memorandum (A spotlight falls on MOUTH, dressed in slick and pristine buisiness attire. Behind him are projections of article clippings with the words “MURDER”, “HOMICIDE”, “SUICIDE”, and “DRUGS” featured in the headlines.) MOUTH: As of 12:15 this Saturday afternoon of September the 29th, we have learned of the death of one of our valued employees. We, as a corporation based on family values, are deeply saddened by this incident and send our condolences to ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:59:12 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-corporate-memorandum-t30.htm#30 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-corporate-memorandum-t30.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-i-drown-my-fears-in-hope-t29.htm Alex T. I Drown My Fears In Hope A backlit projection of an actor in front of a screen. They pick up a paintbrush and draw the outline of a house around them. Draws a sun in the sky. They draw a garage with a car in it. They draw a gas sign down the road that says “$1.05”….crosses that out…makes a sign with an electricity symbol on it. Comes back to the sun and draws in some clouds, slightly obscuring the sun, fills the cloud in. A husband walks in and stands by her. She shoos him away. ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:56:05 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-i-drown-my-fears-in-hope-t29.htm#29 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-i-drown-my-fears-in-hope-t29.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/new-frontier-t28.htm Alex T.
Music (perhaps the Tetris theme) underscores John F. Kennedy’s Inaugural Address while the actors build a nation, painting a picture on a wall of something about the nation that inspires them. Their paintings become overlapped, complimenting each other at some places, destroying other parts. They take moments to reflect on their work at times.]]> Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:55:21 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/new-frontier-t28.htm#28 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/new-frontier-t28.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/the-current-state-of-the-entertainment-industry-t27.htm Alex T. The Current State of the Entertainment Industry (Actor with a backscratcher. A visible clock onstage counts down from :30. The play should be over when the timer reaches :00.) Backscratchers are orgasmic the first five seconds, compulsive the next ten seconds, desperate the next five, and a weapon after that. 30 seconds is enough to allow you the whole spectrum of experiences you’ll obtain from a backscratcher. Scratch any longer, and you’re greedy for the sake of being greedy. Scratch ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:54:21 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/the-current-state-of-the-entertainment-industry-t27.htm#27 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/the-current-state-of-the-entertainment-industry-t27.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/artist-of-chaos-t26.htm Alex T. Artist of Chaos (Artist is painting on a wall. Something unique and captivating.) I am an artist of chaos. In each and every little thing I do, I embody the idea of chaos. Now, there are many different theories on art. Some dedicate themselves to being able to capture every detail that is in their minds—architects whose art has already been made in their head, constructing a recreation through whatever media they are working with. Others find their art through spontaneity. These ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:53:12 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/artist-of-chaos-t26.htm#26 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/artist-of-chaos-t26.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/positions-to-fill-f7/web-designers-t25.htm Alex T. Anyone good with web page design or forum maintenance, or know anyone who is? We could use as much help as possible. It's a chance to get really creative! Post here or send me a message if you or anyone you know would be interested. Thanks. Positions to fill Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:50:25 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/positions-to-fill-f7/web-designers-t25.htm#25 http://theligature.forumotion.com/positions-to-fill-f7/web-designers-t25.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/watching-u-watching-us-t24.htm Alex T.
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What if we put the plays up in a fashion like this. It kind of lets the audience choose plays at random. I'd like to try alot of different ideas for it with the play selection process. It can change every once in awhile.]]> Play Concepts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:41:59 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/watching-u-watching-us-t24.htm#24 http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/watching-u-watching-us-t24.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/viral-theatre-t23.htm Alex T. Okay, I think this would be a good example of more of your "regular play", i.e. characters, plot, etc. in a viral setting. Most plays, having scenes and acts etc. are pretty episodic. So, first, we film each individual scene. Then we scatter clues across the internet over where to find the plays. Maybe we make an account for one of the characters on craigslist, that becomes publicly known. Say something happens like the main character buys a coffee table and his wife hates it, and there ... Play Concepts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:38:44 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/viral-theatre-t23.htm#23 http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/viral-theatre-t23.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/the-dino-plays-t22.htm Alex T. Concept: The dinos come down on strings like marionettes. The puppeteers are dressed like mimes, or wear masquerade masks. The play is performed as a Danse Macabre, juxtaposing the happy kid show with the dark elements of the puppeteers. Perhaps a puppet of an "ominous figure" is on the Dino set. Absurdity abounds. Play Concepts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:01:49 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/the-dino-plays-t22.htm#22 http://theligature.forumotion.com/play-concepts-f6/the-dino-plays-t22.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/full-length-scripts-f1/the-missing-frame-t21.htm Alex T. -The Bedroom Scene- "Paden" walks for the first time to the door of his new apartment. He's never been there before, and hardly has any idea of what it looks like on the inside. He has alot of his belongings in his hands. He fumbles for the key, drops some stuff, makes a valiant effort to pick the stuff up...he drops his keys in the process. He bends over to pick them up...the stuff in his arms ways unbalances him. He falls against the door. He uses his weight to push against the ... Full Length Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:57:38 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/full-length-scripts-f1/the-missing-frame-t21.htm#21 http://theligature.forumotion.com/full-length-scripts-f1/the-missing-frame-t21.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-let-s-sue-someone-t20.htm Alex T. Let’s Sue Someone! 1- We love being able to produce plays for you people at very inexpensive costs. It’s our motto to produce the most impactful, off-the-cuff, contemporary show that we know how at relatively little expense to you. That being said, we have to fund these plays somehow, so we may bring you future productions, chock full of theatre-y goodness. And we’re an efficient group…we’re fast in our means. So, hey, let’s get a buncha money really fast. Let’s sue somebody! Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:55:11 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-let-s-sue-someone-t20.htm#20 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-let-s-sue-someone-t20.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-religious-status-t19.htm Alex T.
On Facebook. A friend who is very vocal about their Christianity has changed their status.

1- How many different ways can you say that you're a Christian?

Status- I <3 Jesus! He is my bff!

1- Hmm.]]> Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:54:22 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-religious-status-t19.htm#19 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-religious-status-t19.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-i-m-a-pc-t18.htm Alex T. I’m a PC 1- i'm a pc, and i have a huge wiener 2- I'm a pc, and I have lupus. 3- i'm a pc, and i have an outstanding warrant! 5-I’m a pc. How you doin’? Call me. 5- I'm a pc. Do you want to learn more? 1- I'm a pc, and I sell children in the third-world 2- I'm a pc, and George Bush doesn’t care about black people. 3- I'm a pc, and I taste like chicken. 4- I'm a pc, and I make cardboard cutouts of myself that I leave in retirement homes 5- ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:52:33 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-i-m-a-pc-t18.htm#18 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-i-m-a-pc-t18.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-stock-t17.htm Alex T. -Stock- (Cheesy infomercial music plays) Chaz: Hey Gary! Gary: Hey Chaz! Chaz: Why are you so upset? Gary: Because my presidential candidate didn't win. I lost my house to the housing market, and my stocks are worth nothing now! What's there left to live for!? Chaz: I'm glad you asked, Gary! (Chaz points at a beautiful girl who rolls out a huge box) Chaz: Let me introduce our new and improve Suicide Box! Gary: Wow-Wee! It looks really complicated! Chaz: It's really not. Here, ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:51:55 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-stock-t17.htm#17 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-stock-t17.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-plays-beachbums-t16.htm Alex T. Plays! Beachbums P- Sorry guys I ran out of paper. So, I had to write on these beach balls 1- You couldn’t find anything smaller. P-well… 2- Thanks…Douche P- have fun 1- okay then… ahem! Josh, I just heard that you had cancer. I came as soon as I could 2- (lays down) Thanks buddy I wanted to see you before I died of Super cancer. 1-Super Cancer?!? 2- I’ m just reading off of the… beach ball. 1- Sorry. Ahem. 1-Josh is there any thing that I can do 2- yeah ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:51:24 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-plays-beachbums-t16.htm#16 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-plays-beachbums-t16.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-plays-potty-mouth-t15.htm Alex T. Plays! Potty Mouth Playwright enters P-Here you read number one 2-I’ll be number 2 1-So that’s why you have brown eyes. P-Yeah you always read the shit parts. 2-Do not 1-Its because you’re a shitty actor. 2-Damn it guys. P-This play is good you’ll shit bricks 2-Fuck you bob 1-This shows a load of crap P-I should give it an Enema then. 1-Ready your colonic cannon 2-You’re a dumb ass 1-You came out of a dumb ass 2- you’re a damn retard 1-People in ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:50:03 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-plays-potty-mouth-t15.htm#15 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-plays-potty-mouth-t15.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-shadow-distance-t14.htm Alex T. Shadow Distance 1walks behind 2, his shadow is overlapping 2’s. 2 stops and turns. 2: Excuse me, could you back off a little. 1: What? 2: You’re walking too close to me. It’s really rude. 1: What are talking about? Walking too close to you? How could I be wal – 2: Your shadow is touching my shadow, which shows that you’re obviously walking too close to me. 1: What? Are you serious? 2: Yes I am ser – 1: My shadow is too close to your shadow. ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:49:15 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-shadow-distance-t14.htm#14 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-shadow-distance-t14.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-t-shirts-t13.htm Alex T. T-shirts Man 1- I Would Tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday. Man 2- Instant Human- Just add Coffee ----night falls Man 1- I’m not good at empathy, do you accept Sarcasm? Man 2 –Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good Ideas. ---- night Man 1- (Sits) Top ten reasons to Procrastinate 1. Man 2- (Walks by and reads ,exits then returns)Procrastinators of the world unite! Tommorow. (Smiles smugly as he walks by) Man ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:48:30 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-t-shirts-t13.htm#13 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-t-shirts-t13.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-that-one-time-t12.htm Alex T. That One Time 1Remember that one time. 2That One Time? 1 Yes. 2 I remember 1 Do you remember the trees 2 The Green Trees. 1 Yes, They stood at the end of a long drive. 2 In the spring 1 The wonderfully pleasant spring 2 Indeed. 1 I cant remember why we were there 2 It was raining. 1 Ah yes a cool mountain rain. 2 Which had come down from the mountains to the plains near the sea. 1 Right. 2 I stood in the fork of two paths. 1 Two 2 Yes one through a yellow wood 1 ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:47:53 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-that-one-time-t12.htm#12 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-that-one-time-t12.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-the-dino-show-t11.htm Alex T. B-Hey Kids it’s the Dino show.
B-Hey there Rex. How ya doing?
R-Grrrreat!
B- What are we gonna do today rex.
R- Make salads!!!!
B- But you’re a carnivore rex!
R- People Salad!!!!!
B/R-Hooray.]]> Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:46:57 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-the-dino-show-t11.htm#11 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-the-dino-show-t11.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hi-my-name-is-t10.htm Alex T. Hi, My Name Is… Person 1: Enters with a name tag saying “Hi, My Name Is ________.” For the purpose of writing, I am going to name the character “Daniel.” Hi, my name is Daniel. I’m here with you today to discuss the idea of labels. Since the dawn of time, man has given things labels. I mean, since the first time Grog held up a stone and said “Rok”, there have been labels. This is a hand. This is a shirt. This is a label. This label says I am Daniel. And guess what? It’s ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:46:19 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hi-my-name-is-t10.htm#10 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-hi-my-name-is-t10.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-play-hype-t9.htm Alex T. (An Actor walks in and cross to Center)
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(Actor exits. End Scene)]]> Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:45:38 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-play-hype-t9.htm#9 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-play-hype-t9.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-super-special-awesome-t8.htm Alex T. SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! Setting: Supermarket (2 normal looking guys enter like they’re grocery shopping. Both cross to the same item, which is the last one, and both grab it) 1: Sorry man, but I was here first. 2: SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MAGIC BEAM OF THUNDER ATTACK GO! (Nothing Happens) 1: (still normal) Okay, you can have it. (1 starts to exit) 2: Yeah, that’s right. You better leave. Or I’d backstab you. I can do that because on my World of Warcraft ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:44:55 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-super-special-awesome-t8.htm#8 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-super-special-awesome-t8.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-wikipedia-ftw-t7.htm Alex T. Wikipedia FTW 1- Oh snap! Punjabi Juti is a type of footwear that is common in North India. They are traditionally made up of leather though now with changing times different juti with rubber soles are made available. 2- Hey! Magnetic Midnight is the time of day when an observer on earth's surface, the North or South Magnetic Pole, and the sun are in alignment. This is the time most favorable to observing the northern lights in the north and the southern lights in the south. 3- ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:44:04 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-wikipedia-ftw-t7.htm#7 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-wikipedia-ftw-t7.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-sticks-and-stones-will-kill-the-fuck-out-of-me-t6.htm Alex T. Sticks and Stones Will Kill the Fuck Out of Me Political Music plays Adressing audience. 1: HI. 2. HI. 1: We are two- 1&2: Really insecure guys. 2: I have bad breath. 1: I have a small penis. 2: Me too! high five 1: I have a large tongue though. 2: Not as long as mine. 1: Oh yeah? 2: Yeah. Both stick out their tongues at each other almost touching noses. 1: I can’t tell. 2: Me neither. 1 ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:43:16 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-sticks-and-stones-will-kill-the-fuck-out-of-me-t6.htm#6 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-sticks-and-stones-will-kill-the-fuck-out-of-me-t6.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-techno-nightmare-t5.htm Alex T.
The current President and Vice President, represented by actors wearing the masks of the respected individual, dance to an uptempo electronic dance song, with simple, but choreographed movements. At the end of the song, Mortal Kombat’s “FINISH HIM” plays. The actors pull of their masks to reveal George W. Bush masks.]]> Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:42:32 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-techno-nightmare-t5.htm#5 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-techno-nightmare-t5.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-a-crisis-involving-rock-t4.htm Alex T.
Actor1: (Holding a pair of scissors) Everybody, stay the fuck back—(pulls out a rock and holds it up to the scissors) or this pair of scissors gets it. That’s right… any sudden movements and I will turn this into two really dull knives just like that!

(Actor2 sneaks up on Actor1 and covers the rock with a sheet of paper.)

Actor2: It’s alright everyone…it’s harmless now.]]> Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:42:00 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-a-crisis-involving-rock-t4.htm#4 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-a-crisis-involving-rock-t4.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-over-there-t3.htm Alex T. Over There 1: I work at McDonalds to make a living. It’s not my ideal job. I make minimum wage. By now, I thought I’d be a record executive, schmoozing it up with the big names in Hollywood, but I’m not. Sometimes I like to pretend that all of this will change in just one moment. I’ve always pictured it in some sort of Hollywood slash Baywatch scene, where I’m looking out over the ocean. (1 and 2 jump into Hollywood Baywatch mode, looking out into the audience.) What ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:41:21 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-over-there-t3.htm#3 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-over-there-t3.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-laboratory-of-new-plays-t2.htm Alex T. Laboratory of New Plays V.O.- As the light of the glorious day shines down on all of God’s creatures, so shadow permeates the world. Throughout time, a roaming creature has traveled the world, showing itself in many forms. This creature has appeared in theatres, in town halls, churches, living rooms, basements, acting studios, and wherever people have grouped together to invoke this horrible being. Through science, we have found that this looming beast has erupted out of the heads of human ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:40:25 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-laboratory-of-new-plays-t2.htm#2 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-laboratory-of-new-plays-t2.htm http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-muse-inc-t1.htm Alex T. Muse Inc. 1- Muse inc.! 2- Muse inc.? 1- Yes, Muse Inc. Your source for anything and everything prolific IN THIS UNIVERSE. 2- Muse Inc.? 1- Yes, Muse Inc. The hippest of hip, crunkest of crunk, organization pumped full of 100% pure badassium you’ll ever know. 2- Muse inc. 1- Muse inc. 2- Muse Fucking Inc.! 1- I have a talent: Inspiration. You need a name? I got it. A title? I got it. A plan in life? I got it. Here, I’ll show you… (Asks ... Short Scripts Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:39:18 GMT http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-muse-inc-t1.htm#1 http://theligature.forumotion.com/short-scripts-f2/play-muse-inc-t1.htm